hoss wobble

The distinctive gait of a morbidly obese person walking, where the sheer quantity of extra lard being hauled around requires the rotation of the entire torso with each forward step. This results in a precarious looking gait, similar to waterfowl waddling on dry land.
Holy shit! Check out the hoss wobble on that broad. I bet she goes 3 spins! You'd have to roll her in flour and aim for a wet spot!
by Northern Norm June 25, 2015
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Big Hoss

big ass sexy man cock is there biggest in the world and are the strongest
girl 1 :omg is that Big Hoss i want to see him tonight
girl 2 : ikr
by poopyniger June 27, 2022
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Stud-Hoss

"Stud-hoss" is, loosely, a spin of hoss. It's also a mocking of the colloquial pronunciation of "stud horse" by a redneck. A stud horse is, of course, a horse whose sole purpose in life is to breed. You should only say this about yourself, though.
"How can she say no? I'm a complete stud-hoss!"
by Jacob December 05, 2004
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Cameron Hoss

The Coolest Guy in the world. simply awesome.
That Guy Is so Cameron Hoss
by Ho$$ da boss August 31, 2011
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Relax Hoss

When someone is being too much of an intense bad ass to realize their true dickish nature
Guy 1: I'm gonna kick your ass bitch!

Guy 2: Relax hoss, you must of Boflexed to hard last night
by GamerDude652 April 03, 2014
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Hoss Basket

1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, the Hoss Basket is the yellow basket placed in front of the Hoss Stand.
Scott just cant seem to find the Hoss Basket tonight.
by Rockmjd23 November 18, 2003
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Pulling a hoss

The intention, the desire, or the act of doing any of the following to a girl much younger than you who you shouldnt be messing with: Dating with/without expecting to recieve sexual gratification either manually, or from your more than likely infant partner, wanting to date, or the more than likely obsessive stalking that someone pulling a hoss will do to their junior high victims. If you have a 13 year old sister, dont invite this guy over.
justin: hey zach did you hear about cliftons girlfriend?
zach: ya i did. dude thats sick! he's totally pulling a hoss.
by Zach(Jackie Chan) June 10, 2009
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