Giraffe horn

A poorly concealed boner under the pants

"Aren't you going to stand up for the national anthem?"

"I would, but I've got a raging giraffe horn right now"

Giraffe horn by Jeremy5464 August 25, 2017

Car-Horn-Ese 

The most simple, yet complex language, with an estimated 1,400,000,000 speakers worldwide. The language is used via one word - honk, with meaning derived from context. A loud honk at a green light typically expresses anger at a driver for not going fast enough, while a soft honk at a pedestrian is usually a polite request to walk faster.

Car 1: HONK!!!

Car 2: Honk?

Car 3: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!

News reporter: That there is a demonstration of Car-Horn-Ese

Car-Horn-Ese by KorokDude August 28, 2023

honking my horn 

To honk one's horn can be a blunt yet very subtle way of mentioning masturbation. This can be found in the hit Broadway show Avenue Q.

TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Better Grammar version:
I was up all night honking my horn to porn!

honking my horn by casmay the tewnty sixth August 6, 2008

horn worm 

Strapping on a cock to your forehead and penetrating the lady in a worm like manner.

Let me horn worm the shit outta you.

horn worm by Hornworm April 21, 2014

horndog 

some one with a high sex drive,
frequently horny,
craving sexual acts regularly,
gets immense pleasure out of 'doin de business'.

wow, u gotta take it easy little horndog!!

he was all over me last night, hes such a horndog!

look at those two horndogs goin at it in the bushes!!

horndog by megan fox June 28, 2006

horn happy 

an expression for someone who overuses his vehicle's horn, specifically holding it down for more than a second at a time.

a horn happy person is usually particularly impatient on the road, and doesn't understand that holding down a vehicle's horn is an aggressive action that causes physical discomfort and harm to people (pedestrians, cyclists and rollerbladers) in the immediate vicinity of the car, in addition to irritating people who live in the area.

horn happy people are usually unaware of just how little actual value is added by their hooting - a typical result of a lengthy hoot is the slowing down or stopping of the person in front to see what all the trouble is.

i'd like to report that horn happy bastard - my ears are ringing!

horn happy by geek.neo April 25, 2010

Hornberger 

A word used to describe someone who is epic.

That kid is so Hornberger

Hornberger by shmeh1234 March 25, 2010