Honeyman

Honeyman is probably the sexiest man to ever roam the earth. His name derives from his family trade, the selling of honey.

Oh look it’s the Honeyman, he’s small sexy

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Moneymoon

That period after receiving a cash injection of disposable where you frivolously spend.

Jeff: Dude, didn't you have like $10,000 last month?

Bob: Yeah man, it's all gone: The moneymoon is over

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A Zoom holiday taken by newlyweds immediately after their wedding

We were all set for a Hawaii honeymoon but 2020 happened and we're doing a honeyzoom instead. We could go anywhere!

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We were set to go to Hawaii for our honeymoon, but then covid happened and we did a honeyzoom instead.

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the stage of a relationship when all the other person can see is all the shit they can buy and later finds out what an asshole they married

After her moneymoon is over she'll be banging the pool boy/tennis instructor/golf pro

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The blissful and harmonious post-squeeze period of life that apes will enjoy after HODL-ing.

After I hit my $500k floor, the real MoneyMoon begins. Bring on the lambo!

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Lizzo is such a honeybooboo.