Dr. Holmes

A well-renowned E.R. Medical Doctor by day, an adult entertainer by night. Dr. Holmes is how he is referred to in both professions.

“They call me Dr. Holmes...”

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 25, 2018

A keiran holmes

When a female wears a strap on and the male proceeds to deepthroat it

Albane "hey babe, Wana do a Keiran Holmes tonight?"

Keiran "hell yeah babe. Then I can turn around and you can pop it in my bum"

by thejanitor7 September 11, 2020

Isaiah Holmes

A true jew, the only one that frigs jillo

Grean: That's so isaiah holmes of you

by nogger696969 November 13, 2016

Dominic Holmes

He is an NPC, who is a computer-generated image. He does not exist. He skips leg day for another arm day, and jacked forearms. He is getting close to discovering the truth of humanity, and when he does, he will be a danger to us all.

Dominic Holmes is an NPC and is doing nothing right now.

by LD 48573948303 March 11, 2022

sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)

Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.

by The sergeant holmes experience November 3, 2008

peter holmes

A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee

"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "

by green deal UK November 6, 2014

Ms holmes

Warden at loch raven high school. Want’s to ruin everyone’s day. Can we just have a principal who cares about the students needs and wants unlike her. It would be a better school without her so please resign.

P.s. i’m stupid

Derp: lol
Derp: Ms Holmes needs to resign
Derp: agreed

by Lochravensuckslol April 7, 2019