Daddy Helms

The choicest type of person you’ll meet; the most perfect kind of person. They usually use saxophones to woo the people around them.

I was at the club last night when Daddy Helms started playing, I almost fainted!

by Flutey Tooti October 31, 2018

Holmaning

When a man holes up on his friends kitchen floor after carousing around like a drunken fiend; unable to care for himself. Usually occuring after heavy drinking and/or being an obnoxious member of a social scene at a venue serving liquor. A true Holmaning event will usually lead the person in the act to urinate on themselves and may lead to a guilt quilt the next day.

Kirk: Bro, you totally got drunk, passed out on my floor and pissed your pants last night. You're lucky I drove you home!
Tyler: Yeah, I guess I am guilty of Holmaning. My bad.

by Yogi the Witness May 23, 2013

Chris Holmes

Chris Holmes is the pinnacle of American heavy metal guitarist and songwriters. Holmes started his musical career in the Pasadena, California area in the late 1970s and early 1980s. He is best known as the lead guitarist of heavy-metal band W.A.S.P. Together with Blackie Lawless and Randy Piper, he was one of the founding members of the band. Holmes was a member of W.A.S.P. first from 1982 to 1990, and again from 1996 to 2002.

Hits from this heavy metal god include.
- L.O.V.E machine

- I wanna be somebody

- Blind in Texas

- The last command

- 9.5 nasty

Also used as a example of being way too drunk!

Matthew- you should’ve seen yourself last night you were a mess
Mclovin- shit dude I pulled a Chris Holmes.

by West coast cardboard September 3, 2020

Yo holmes, smell you later

Something that you would find if you scan the QR Code in the Among Us Polus map Scan Boarding Pass. Probably an easter egg placed by the game developers :)

I scanned the QR Code and it read: Yo holmes, smell you later

by Pseudonym of a Gen Z November 6, 2020

Well no dip Sherlock Holmes

Something you tell someone who states the obvious. More school friendly.

Similar:
No shit! (Less school friendly).

Example:

Guy 1: Hey! It's freaking cold as heck out here!
Guy 2: Well no dip Sherlock Holmes!

by X_-ProPlayerz-_X (YT) October 14, 2016

a face like a fist full of ass holes

An extremely ugly person.

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.

by ddooley January 7, 2008

john holmes

porn star

big penis; 13.5 inches

ugly

its a john holmes film!

by porn star May 3, 2004