Sneaky Holden

When there is a ginger kid in the back of a photo

Look there is a sneaky Holden

by Young bloke August 1, 2021

Holden

The greatest male name in existence

The greatest male name is Holden

by hgroff3023 August 18, 2021

Holden Abang

Half brain dead, good at all things

Holden Abang you’re so fucking dumb but I love you

by micheal jorsen August 25, 2021

Holden

An Island Boy who likes to swim with the turtles

Woah is that a shark out there in the water? No that’s probably just a holden chillin with his homies.

by BroccoliFarts101 November 23, 2021

Holden

The new and improved Crocodile Dundee

Oi maybe that's not a knife this is a knife Crocodile Dundee Holden

by anonymous February 26, 2023

Holden Hands

Refers to either:

(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.

(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.

I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023

Holden bloodfeast

A satirical character that rose to prominence in meme culture in the wake of the Israel-Hamas conflict of 2023, republican congressman Holden Bloodfeast, portrayed as a 118 year old "respectable bipartisan" from Iowa who "just wants to nuke Iran", stereotypes older, neoconservative republicans who stand out because of their extremely hawkish foreign policy. Some politicians, like US Senator Lindsey Graham, have been compared to the character in online discourse because of their support for harsh stances towards Iran.

Have you read what Graham said about Iran? Dude is literally Holden Bloodfeast

by Saag-Hon de Snuts January 18, 2024