hobbit triva bitch

A nerd whose head is filled with useless knowlegde about the Lord of The Rings-Books especially details about the hobbit characters.

First known use was in the South Park episode S17E10 "The hobbit".

Kanye West: Kim does not turn blue when goblins are around, so she is no hobbit.
Pope Francis: The hobbit doesn't turn blue around goblins, just his sword does.
Kanye West: Man, get the fuck out of here, you hobbit triva bitch!

by mastermo316 July 30, 2018

hoebait

The bait for the hoe - someone “the hoe” wants to hookup with or hookups regularly with.

Someone who can help further define “the hoe” as a hoe. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Not sure if my hoebait is DTF, but he’s hot AF and I wanna sit on his face.

by gummiklereb0 April 7, 2019

Hobbit wifi

when one of your friends lives in hobbit land and they have booty ass wifi

"Kaden fix your hobbit wifi"

by No cake no cake August 7, 2020

Priestley hobbit

also known to have a severe 'short man syndrome', Rather rare nowa days and they were once almost driven to extinction but are still know to congregate in very small groups around bus shelters and such. The explanation for their bizarre actions is still unknown

oh look its one of them Priestley hobbits

by Racey94 September 20, 2011

Chunky hobbit

A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.

She just won't shut up! The chunky hobbit!

by Hobbiton123 January 20, 2014

hairy hobbit hole

A hairy asshole

She bent over and I seen that hairy hobbit hole with the lights on .

by Joey buttafooko December 12, 2015

A Hobbit's Worth

When you have just enough gas to get there and back again.

Person 1: Are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.

by CodenameTex December 2, 2016