Having Fingers For Dessert 

After eating, the act of putting your fingers down your throat to make yourself puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food, I'm gonna be having fingers for dessert!!

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

Having Fingers For Dessert by George Burnett June 4, 2007

Having a Lovejoy 

To cock-up something.
Derived from popular Soccer AM presenter Tim Lovejoy, after he missed 4 out of 7 penalties.

Guy: How did your driving test go?
Guy 2: Oh I had a Lovejoy and crashed the car.
Guy: Tough break

Having a Lovejoy by McCoy January 1, 2005

having a tug of war with cyclops 

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

having a tug of war with cyclops by Anonymous January 7, 2004

having fingers for dessert 

After eating, the act of gagging yourself on your fingers til you puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

having fingers for dessert by George Burnett May 25, 2007

having a time 

to be having an amazing unforgettable time. to be so happy you never want to stop.

"hey man what are you doing ?"
"I'm ... having a time at forum 2009"

having a time by hanaptezzi April 27, 2009

Having it large with the lads 

A recreational activity at the weekend.
commonly related with pulling fit birds and drinking lots of lager.
and eating lots of pork scratchings and kebabs.
and shouting , 'you tosser!'. to coppers.

'alright my son! after i've finished shaggin this bird ill be having it large with the lads!!'

Having it large with the lads by Benjamin (KEEP IT POSITIVE) May 17, 2006

Having a laff 

Having a Laff, aka danger wank.
Playing with yourself in a public place.

''What have you been up to''

''Not much just down the park having a Laff''

Having a laff by 00Brookie July 28, 2017