fuck a duck and see what hatches

awesome phrase

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!

by AmElIa627 May 28, 2011

west hatch high school

A place where a group of hated pakis do jarring shit like throw water, bang eachother and smash phones

West hatch high school is incredibly jarring

by butterspaki_4 May 23, 2021

don't count your chickens before they hatch

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.

Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016

count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.

I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens

by Fursu May 2, 2016

Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.

Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?

by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013

"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.

Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.

by QuacksO September 21, 2020

The Hatch

The worst Roblox event to ever be held, The Haunt being a close second. The official game has a <30% like rating and apparently Roblox used generative AI to make the eggs. Even Carl the NPC mentions how bad it is and his game is actually in the event. Yes, games in the event are hating on the event because of how bad it is.

The event just proves that
1. Roblox don't play the games on their platform
2. Roblox support AI
3. Roblox love to glaze Sprunki apparently

Roblox player: What the fuck Roblox? I'm not playing "Find the Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" for an egg! What the actual shit??
Another Roblox player: I know, right?? The Hatch is absolutely terrible!!
Another Roblox player: Hey, at least there are some actually decent games, like Work At A Pizza Place and NDS.
Another Roblox player: Nah yall are sleeping on Sprunki Killer

by anonymous July 5, 2025