Hardline

At first, it was a noon to two show on the little Ticket. It has morphed into the powerhouse afternoon drive time show on the most listened to station in all the Southwest and America's favorite radio station. The hosts, Mike Rhyner and Greg "The Hammer" Williams (does anyone know where Greggo is?) deliver four hours of sports and all that implies for the P1's, P2's and even the marginal P3's, often givings prizes to the girl with the biggest boobs. Their name is derived from the Terrence Trent Darby record "The Hardline According to Terrence Trent Darby". Rhyner, who is not dead, is also known as The Old Grey Wolf and Hollywood, made his name in Dallas radio as the sports guy at the Zoo. He once denied a young Stevie Ray Vaughn a place in his band because Stevie only knew blues. Greggo, who has been known to take long leaves of abscence recently, is from the crank capitol of the world, Boyd, TX. He began really at WBAP in Dallas as a weekend host and fill-in during weeks for Randy Galloway, aka Grandpa Urine. When the Hardline began working afternoon drive for The Ticket, their main competitor was Grandpa Urine. But as his listeners died off and he spent more time in Grand Prairie, he basically faded away. Today, their main advisary is The Afternoon Cloud, Dan Paul Balis. Along for the ride is Corby "Cobra" Davidson, who brings us E News, The Snakepit, College Football Blowhard, The Over Cusser, etc.

The Hardline kicked arse today, despite the best efforts of Grandpa Urine.

by Marcus B. November 16, 2007

hauling wood

Verb - Used to describe the act of smoking marijuana (especially in cold climate areas).

1) Heh, does anyone know where Bob is?
2) He's out hauling wood.

by Krystian74 January 16, 2011

Harelip

v. To hit someone in the face so hard it splits the upper lip. Normally it's used figuratively.

"It's going to harelip Uncle Cracker when he finds out he's got African blood. The joke's on that racist POS!"

by Texas Nell March 3, 2017

Hartline

A high-regarded family of warlords and kings that has influences as far back as the 5000's BCE.

Spartan Warrior: Our 300 soldiers are no match for that small group of Hartline's! What should we do?!?

Gerald Butler: *wets pants*

by PhysicallyInsane August 20, 2008

haulicutal

There is one rare disease called haulicutal skin syndrome, where the skin starts to form 3 more layers then it usually would. The build up from the 5 layers to 8 layers is really bad because the dead skin cells build up in the skin tissue. Creating a flesh eating disease. It is caused by using to much tanning lotion or tanning supplements.

Omg! You tanned to much hope you don't get haulicutal!

by plack smacker September 5, 2016

Hanuli

Hanuli is a beautiful name, for a beautiful girl. Though some may be tall, from my experiences, they are usually fairly short. If you mention their height, they will make sure you never speak again. They are usually feisty and pretty dating. They are pretty shy when you first meet them, but once you get to know them, they come out of their shell. A Hanuli is usually very wild and they love to party. If you are friends with a Hanuli, you're sure to have a great time. They may be Caucasian, but from my experiences, they are usually Asian of some sort. Even if you don't know them that well, they will always be there as a shoulder to cry on. All in all, Hanuli is a very beautiful, sweet, playful girl, and if you have a Hanuli for a friend, you are sure to have a best friend for life.

Boy: Who is that, over there dancing with her friend?

Friend: Oh, man, you don't know Hanuli?

by Phaythe Mitchel January 16, 2017

hauling pussy

Refers to when you and get a lot a pusssy (girls) with your bike

You're not hauling pussy with that bike

by Pusserton June 17, 2017