Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3

Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*

by Luke hater July 11, 2021

Hackney Hankie

A discarded tissue covered in excrement; probably by a heroin addict, found on the path in Hackney

“Fed up of having to dodge those Hackney Hankies when I’m out walking”

by GinChugger July 6, 2019

hanky danky

the poop left over in your toilet

when I went to Taco Bell, the restroom had lots of hanky danky.

by Now That is Hanky Danky November 20, 2018

spanky my hanky

Spanking a hot chicks backside.

Back up and spanky my hanky.

by Lnle February 9, 2017

Brooklyn hanky

To plug one nostril close mouth and blow out the other, see "snot rocket"

So I'm waiting for the bus and the guy next to used his Brooklyn hanky way to close to me.

by D3ADBOY-MURD3R July 16, 2020

Sandy Hanky

A Hanky that has some gritty substance in it.

"Hey, Jim, I found your Sandy Hanky in the bathroom last night."
"Yeah, was it gross?"
"Most definitely, Dude."

by Proto-menace March 29, 2010

Hillybilly Hankies

Another word for the Confederate battle flag. ("Stars and Bars")

"What's up with all the HILLYBILLY HANKIES? These people know the Civil War's over, right?" -Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8, Episode 6, "Southern Comfort"

by Boudica77 October 31, 2018