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Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3
Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*
by Luke hater July 11, 2021
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Hackney Hankie

A discarded tissue covered in excrement; probably by a heroin addict, found on the path in Hackney
“Fed up of having to dodge those Hackney Hankies when I’m out walking
by GinChugger July 6, 2019
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hanky danky

when I went to Taco Bell, the restroom had lots of hanky danky.
by Now That is Hanky Danky November 20, 2018
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spanky my hanky

by Lnle February 9, 2017
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Brooklyn hanky

To plug one nostril close mouth and blow out the other, see "snot rocket"
So I'm waiting for the bus and the guy next to used his Brooklyn hanky way to close to me.
by D3ADBOY-MURD3R July 16, 2020
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Sandy Hanky

A Hanky that has some gritty substance in it.
"Hey, Jim, I found your Sandy Hanky in the bathroom last night."
"Yeah, was it gross?"
"Most definitely, Dude."
by Proto-menace March 29, 2010
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Hillybilly Hankies

Another word for the Confederate battle flag. ("Stars and Bars")
"What's up with all the HILLYBILLY HANKIES? These people know the Civil War's over, right?" -Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8, Episode 6, "Southern Comfort"
by Boudica77 October 31, 2018
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