Desk Haircut 

To have wild, furious sexual intercourse with or including an individual and his or her secretary

Man 1: "What's John doing?"

Man 2: "Clearly, by the noises being emmited from his office, John is giving his desk a haircut..."

Desk Haircut by Brinda Filangi September 7, 2005

booty haircut 

A type of haircut originated in funkytown, texas fort worth and the dfdub, and around texas. the haircut style is called 'booty' cuz its long in the back and not alot of hair in the front

damn that boy got a nice a booty haircut

booty haircut by VBZcadets February 24, 2008

retard haircut 

Bowl like haircut sported by the mentally handicapped that makes their forehead look even bigger than normal. Similar to the haircut that figure skater Dorothy Hamill had back in the day.

Jimmy, stop wearing those retard haircuts and grow your hair out!!

retard haircut by xzybit May 18, 2005

australian haircut 

its like a normal haircut... just 'down under'

'aaah, i got razorburn!'
'...dude, your face looks fine'
'i had an australian haircut last night'
'...ah.'

australian haircut by Rosie_The_Gambler October 21, 2006

bad haircut 

When people use the word 'Donald Trump' to describe your haircut.

Oh, your hair isn't bad at all. Now, Donald Trump's hair is a bad haircut.

bad haircut by yellowlion November 2, 2006

Mexican Haircut 

A haircut involving the removal of all head hair, followed by a sneaky removal of the eyebrows.

"Fuck man, I went to that barber in little Tijuana and the bitch gave me a mexican haircut!"

Mexican Haircut by mexicanaman April 23, 2010

bad haircut 

Having ones hair displayed in an unfasionable manner.

John Kirkpatrick has bad haircut.

bad haircut by Aaron February 7, 2005