by traphikk October 3, 2009
Get the Gateway Girlfriend mug.A member of your crew meets a girl, dates the girl and fall in loves with the girl. From this moment on, he no longer hangs out with you or your crew and spends all his waking hours with the girl.
Chris: Where's Andy these days? I haven't seen him in ages!
Welly: He's round at Lou's, again. That's the third day this week and it's only Wednesday!
Chris: Fucking girlfriend sellout.
Welly: He's round at Lou's, again. That's the third day this week and it's only Wednesday!
Chris: Fucking girlfriend sellout.
by WellyUK May 7, 2007
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Subtly adding the fact that you have a girlfriend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested. The first time this happens is the girlfriend drop. Also can be used in describing this event by the other person who was interested.
Related to boyfriend drop.
Related to boyfriend drop.
by The New Musicologist October 31, 2007
Get the girlfriend drop mug.The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.
Guy:She's my girlfriend and if you touch her I'll kick your ass!!!!
Jackass: Fine I'll leave the whore alone.
The guy then jumps on the Jackass and beats the fuck out of him.
Jackass: Fine I'll leave the whore alone.
The guy then jumps on the Jackass and beats the fuck out of him.
by lev1234567 June 21, 2009
Get the Girlfriend mug.ugly girlfriend is your friends ugly girlfriend that everyone but him hates.
she will act like a complete bitch to both his male and female friends, getting easily jealous but if he friend reacts to this she will ring his dad and tell him that he threatened her.
despite being ugly she has slept with a lot of people and probably cheated on your friend.
see also succubus
she will act like a complete bitch to both his male and female friends, getting easily jealous but if he friend reacts to this she will ring his dad and tell him that he threatened her.
despite being ugly she has slept with a lot of people and probably cheated on your friend.
see also succubus
by bad boy 2006 May 26, 2006
Get the ugly girlfriend mug.when people feel sad about something that doesn't really affect them, just because the enjoy feeling sad. most of the population do it when someone famous dies. people pretend to know the deceased, or have some connection with them, just so they can enjoy some grief.
Example 1. When JLB Credit goes under in the TV series Peepshow, Jeremy is sad even though he has only been working there for a couple of hours.
Mark: You're free loading on my trauma. You're a grief thief.
Example 2.
Person 1: Why are you wearing black and crying?
Person 2: Didn't you hear? Trevor that we used to go to college with died.
Person 1: What? And? You never even spoke to him in four years of going to college with him, and I seem to recall you thought he was a knob jockey. you have had no contact with him for the last 7 years and his death will have exactly no impact in your life what-so-ever. you're such a grief thief.
Mark: You're free loading on my trauma. You're a grief thief.
Example 2.
Person 1: Why are you wearing black and crying?
Person 2: Didn't you hear? Trevor that we used to go to college with died.
Person 1: What? And? You never even spoke to him in four years of going to college with him, and I seem to recall you thought he was a knob jockey. you have had no contact with him for the last 7 years and his death will have exactly no impact in your life what-so-ever. you're such a grief thief.
by jimwade December 30, 2009
Get the grief thief mug.The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.
Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.
Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.
"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"
Warning Signs:
1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day - does this mean 'we' are an 'us'?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two
Warning Signs:
1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day - does this mean 'we' are an 'us'?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two
by Yngwie J Malmsteen October 26, 2005
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