Dick Greedy

A woman who will never ever introduce you to any of her female friends because she wants all the dick to herself.

Man A
"Hey man, why won't that chick introduce me to any her friends?"
Man B
"Because she's reserving all the dicks for herself. She's dick greedy."

by Crobbin March 23, 2019

Greedom

The Corporate Dream to replace freedom with a more corporate friendly government goal.

Trumps presidential dream is to let Greedom ring.

by astonished head December 13, 2016

Grendel

Known as the bigass monster that eats guys for the hell of it from the English epic, Beowulf. Something referred to as Grendel has to be big, dangerous, and dominant. It can be a hungry fat guy, a relative of Jabba the Hutt, Britney Spears-Pregnant Style, or even the moustache on Wilford Brimley. Whatever it is, it's disturbing to the general public.

1.) Hey little Billy, you better stop hangin' around with that Grendel, you might suddenly be absorbed.
2.) Dude, that guys got Grendel on his face!
3.) It's Grendel: Live on Broadway, starring the pregnant Britney Spears as that...thing.

by knowledgeman October 5, 2006

geddie

To attend a party with the intentions of a saboteur; to disingenuously accept the good graces of a host and abuse them mercilessly. Objectives might include:
- decorating the walls with duck paté
- leaving water-filled condoms in the freezer
- putting ice cream in sock drawers
- immolating priceless childhood relics
- liberating alcohol

Yeah, we totally geddied his party. Let's never touch that serenity stuff again.

by Tomahawk, Rat, 'n Debonair December 6, 2010

gedd

a person who is childlike yet sexy

"that guys annoying me"
"nah he`s gedd"

by someone March 1, 2005

greeding card

Combination of "greeting card" and "greed," describing a personal greeting card that you get in the mail that has money or a check in it.

A greeding card from Uncle Ralph, sweet.

by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015

grendel

A large roommate who enjoys sleeping on the floor, eating chocolate and killing innocent passers-by. Can be found in dark spaces lurking for you to get home.

Oh shit! Grendel's hungry!

by C-zizzle February 18, 2008