Gramps

An endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.

"G" used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. We used to prefer "G" when he wasn't such a Gramps!

by The Awesome: Explorer June 18, 2008

Grasping

When someone doesn't truly understand or comprehend something and is making a large assumption about said subject

I think he's grasping Jack

by rbi_guy44 June 5, 2019

grampit

A small foreign particle, usually food, found in a drink. Also referred to as floaties.

Waiter! There is a grampit in my water!

by the.pierced.one March 10, 2008

grampage

The state of a grandmother (Grama) on a ridiculous rampage.

OMG! My Grama is on a grampage again! She's cussing, slamming cupboards, and running around exaggerating again!

by GrandsonD August 23, 2011

grasperd

Getting sucked into Google or YouTube. Searching for one thing and then somehow finding yourself at something completely different

Man the other night I was about to do my homework when I got completely grasperd

by Livilala March 15, 2015

Graspberry

When you uncontrollably grasp a nice, juicy, handful of mother fuckin Raspberries.

Doc! Come treat this man! Hes got a case of Graspberry!

by Gabe7802 December 4, 2021

greedy grasper

Person in pot rotation that keeps trying to grab the bong and/or blunt.

Tom: Hey man! You wanna call Jack and see if he wants to smoke? Bill: No way! That guy is totally a greedy grasper!

by sedmond kuecl October 21, 2010