Person 1: "thou art a gooner?"
Person 2: "Aye, verily I am."
Person 1: "It is of no wonder that you are maidenless..."
Person 2: "Aye, verily I am."
Person 1: "It is of no wonder that you are maidenless..."
by anonymous July 8, 2024
Get the Goonermug. by Unknown180272 April 23, 2025
Get the goonermug. a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result
see nautica malone
see nautica malone
by the wenis January 31, 2025
Get the gooneralmug. 
The indigenous tribe of gooners in Panama, known for their creation of molas, fabric-layered works of art, sometimes depicting elaborate renditions of their surroundings (often gooning.)
“Yo you wanna see the Gooner Yala tomorrow?”
“Yeah man, their molas go hard. They make me hard too.”
“Yeah man, their molas go hard. They make me hard too.”
by OneWaffleBoi August 29, 2025
Get the Gooner Yalamug. A person who is porn-addicted and cannot quit the addiction. Basically they’re resistant to common sense and the ability to seek porn addiction treatment
by Hotornotisthyquestion December 29, 2023
Get the goonermug. 1: The name for fans of North London club: Arsenal Football Club. Derived from Arsenals nickname of “The Gunners”.
2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.
2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.
1: “Man, I love them gooners! better than whatever is at the emptihad!”
2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”
2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”
by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023
Get the Goonermug.