goob time

A person who sets a time or date for an event but does not make it on time for said event

We waited an extra 30 minutes to order at the restraunt because Riley was running on Goob Time.

by Liar22 January 14, 2020

Goob

A friend or someone you know who has changed so much that you barely recognise them. (To be) unrecognisable. (To) change. Look(ing) different

1. They really like being a goob, huh?
2. Everyone at Halloween looks super goob-ish
3. You've really goobed

4. They're a goob compared to last year...

by L9 Shune November 28, 2021

Goob

One Word: David!

Just Add This For The Sake Of All Humanity!

'Wow would you look at that, David's the exact replica irl of Goob from "Meet the Robinsons."

by Harvard Future Grad January 10, 2019

Goob Loogie

The excrement from male genitalia known also as jizz, cum, baby gravy, load, nut, mojo, johnson and johnson wax, nature’s hair gel, sperm, or semen that is produced from sexual stimuli. This can also be given as a numerical value and occur in units such as “a goob loogie.”

“She slid down on my totem pole and I blew a goob loogie off in her.”

“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”

by Averagewelder163 November 28, 2021

Goob

A word that can describe someone who has failed college algebra 6 times. This is something that is not possible and has been achieved by a few people.

"Holy shit he just pulled a goob."
"They just hit the south tower..."

by Not Edwin Guzman April 20, 2023

Goobed

The feeling of being simultaneously slighted, bewildered, and filled with a strange cosmic ennui that one experiences after watching the 2009 Canadian comedy/drama/fantasy film Gooby, or a similar feeling imparted by a similarly bad movie.

Man, that movie I watched last night was so weird, I was totally Goobed

by stefanomcsmorin June 2, 2025

Goobs

A term of endearment for addressing a friend, loved one or partner that is a 'goob' or has a 'goobie' personality. A goobs is typically someone who is sweet, kind and extremely goofy in a lovable way.

Hey goobs, how long will you be staying at work, can't wait to see you!

by peanut street bird August 19, 2020