Term used by the East Coast Blue State Liberal Elite to describe Middle (or "Red State") America, which they view as consisting solely of Bible-thumping, gun-toting uneducated gaptoothed yokels who all drive their pickup trucks to Wal-Mart.
Please note the correct spelling...lowercase g, capital A.
Please note the correct spelling...lowercase g, capital A.
"Well Dan, it looks like gomerAmerica has handed President Bush a mandate for a second term. Clearly, the Democratic agenda of abortions and gay marriages for everyone didn't resonate with them."
by ilk December 17, 2004
Get the gomerAmerica mug.(n). an orgasmic event coming from the looking at, hearing of, or thinking about Selena Gomez.
(v) having an orgasmic seizure from looking at, hearing of, or thinking about Selena Gomez.
(v) having an orgasmic seizure from looking at, hearing of, or thinking about Selena Gomez.
by gomezgasmic June 15, 2010
Get the gomezgasm mug.The affectionate pseudonym of one Cavalier King Charles Spaniel belonging to eligible Mr Jonathan 'Chonnie' Jayson.
Chonnie: "Gommie! Who's a good boy! who's my nigger in the struggle, huh! it's YOU! who wants a biscuit! hoot hoot"
Gomel: *Yelps affectionately*
Gomel: *Yelps affectionately*
by GimmehDemWaffels August 16, 2011
Get the Gomel mug.The act of rappelling down into Selena Gomez's house via UH-60 Blackhawk Helicopter with a close friend, undressing her then while you lay on the ground said friend wiggles her struggling naked body on top of your face, vagina first.
"Have you heard Selena's latest album?"
"Naw man only thing I've seen in the news lately was Operation Wiggly Gomez bro."
"Naw man only thing I've seen in the news lately was Operation Wiggly Gomez bro."
by BlackLotusUP November 7, 2012
Get the Wiggly Gomez mug.To attempt to thwart an on-the-spot gay approach, involving hair touching, leg feeling and and open mouthed lunging using a typically upper class English phrase of "no, no its fine, really" whilst slowly pulling away and pretending it never happened.
by teamheath2 February 28, 2010
Get the gomletted mug.An acronym for "get out of my fucking way". Usually used when people move at literally 0mph in the hall in front of you, and mostly when you are in a big hurry.
(random boy and girl walk slowly down the hallway holding hands...)
you: can you PLEASE gomfw, assholes.
The couple: fuck you.
(you then have to proceed to awkwardly shimmy past either the left or right side of them, usually hitting lockers or someone else.)
you: can you PLEASE gomfw, assholes.
The couple: fuck you.
(you then have to proceed to awkwardly shimmy past either the left or right side of them, usually hitting lockers or someone else.)
by Savethellamas95000 March 23, 2010
Get the GOMFW mug.A semi-blind prehistoric bird. The butt of all other's jokes due to his frequent gubbidy-like actions and his association with certain people.
by J0E90 December 2, 2010
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