sofa gob

Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.

"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.

"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"

"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"

by Sara Rabbit November 27, 2011

gob on stilts

A loudmouth, someone who habitually says it like it is and some. Also implies a gossipy context to whatever is announced.
Probably Lancashire dialect or urban slang.

Your mate Tom is a bit of a gob on stilts isn’t he!

by The Fat Welshman January 11, 2021

/gob

a tone tag that can mean whatever you want it to

/ get out *b*itch

/gobble out bitches

/go outside Blizzard

you decide

usually means you’re pretty fed up with someones bullshit though

is trumps skin orange ?

Good to hear ! /gob

gob ?

I’m sorry /gen

it’s alright /gob

by dudehumper6969 December 29, 2021

Gobs

A straight guy who secretly blows another straight guys

Hey bro that was mad last time you Gobs my cock

by Straight-dicken October 9, 2025

gob grenade

When you cum into someone's mouth and they spit it back into their hand and throw it at you.

That bitch hit me with a gob grenade!

by Knobgobbler84 November 17, 2017

Gob Job

When she succ the coke off ur dick b

“Damn Goblins gettin that gob job from that Gob Groupie!”
“Let’s get it boys”

by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020

Gob stopper Hater

A hater who never stop hating no matter what.When u step your game up they change their hater tactics. Never endless hating.

You see the gob stopper haters they never give up!

by garthun August 13, 2009