Gobble Gooper

when you get head on thanksgiving

Yo my biotch is trippin, and Im all stressed out. I ate mad turkey and could use some brain. Hope my women gives me a gobble gooper.

by Sean O'toole January 23, 2009

Gobble the Goose

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance

When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.

by Charlie December 31, 2003

gobble and cheese

to give a blowjob, then suddenly discover that the flavour and texture reminds you of cheese

damn! that blowjob was disgusting it was like gobble and cheese

by john p foster August 15, 2006

Gobble honker

The black and white bird that lives in your neighborhoods backyard.

My neighbor has two gobble honkers.

by Your_lesbian_friend April 23, 2021

gobble and go

The act of visiting a person just to perform a quick oral sex act and leave. Another one from JC out of Chicago.

Example: Lesa loved to visit his office for a quick Gobble and Go.

by JC The Janitor September 22, 2014

Goober Gobble

Basically a blowjob, but sloppy and typically accompanied by sounds that resemble a turkey.

MAN 1: Hey man, im gonna have my goober gobbled by Shitlana tonight!
MAN 2: Nice dude. i got Emily to gobber my goober last week.

by Tibber November 28, 2017

Turkey Gobble

Where a girl starts playing with your ball sack(representing a turkeys hangy thing)

I enjoy it when my girl turkey gobbles me.

by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020