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Globe Earther

A normal person, who believes that that the world is a sphere
He is a globe earther
by Globe earther March 29, 2020
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Global Thermonuclear

A fun game meant to simulate the end of the world. Was frequently played during the Cold War, but has lost popularity since nobody wins.
Dude 1: I'm bored.
Lady 1: Let's play Global Thermonuclear War!
Dude 1: Nah, let's play Tic-Tac-Toe
by SilentSand April 21, 2010
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globalized

Descriptive of a once quality product or respected brand which has been outsourced to low-wage suppliers that now produce inferior copies of the original.
Levi's were great before they were globalized.
by barkal December 15, 2013
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Global Waming

a.) The term the United States’ “Idiot in Chief” uses for global climate change.
b.) Incorrect spelling for “global warming” used only by dumbasses who don’t believe in science.
c.) “a change in global or regional climate patterns... attributed largely to the increased levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide produced by the use of fossil fuels.”
Trump: Record low temperatures prove Global Waming is fake news!

Smart People: There’s a difference between weather and global climate change...
by Redhead97 January 29, 2019
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globber

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-
dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal
tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete
Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise
made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he
has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running.
Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and
he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or
speculative sense, and there is an ever-increasing body of
opinion which holds that The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon
Dictionary is not worth the fleet of lorries it takes to cart its
microstored edition around in. Strangely enough, the dictionary
omits the word "floopily", which simply means "in the manner of
something which is floopy".
by Anonymous January 22, 2003
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globesity

Noun - The condition of being obese; increased body weight caused by excessive accumulation of fat; Obesity on a global scale; The fattening of the world.
Obesity is not only an epidemic in this country, it is a global explosion. Researchers say “globesity” is out of control, and the health care community has ideas to help stem the tide of expanding waistlines. - quoted from WebMD
by S. OniNezumi October 26, 2005
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global suicide

Destruction of all living things in order to end suffering. See negative utilitarianism.
People will realise life is futile and eventually global suicide will be agreed upon.
by Humankind May 26, 2005
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