butt gasket

The sanitary paper seat covers for a public toilet.

Walking out of the bathroom, someone says: "Dude, you got a butt gasket stuck to your shoe."

by Rev. Bill October 20, 2007

gaskarther

someone obsessed with sexy alex gaksarth

alexa: i think im officaially a gaskarther

antoinette: OMG me too!

by alexagaskarth March 23, 2009

glakk

The sound of a mentally ill chicken. "Glakk!".

"Glakk!".

by Glakk April 7, 2015

Glass in the ass

The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut

Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!

by Retarded Dictionary July 28, 2016

Glamk

A state of mind that a person is put in after overdosing. Usually, a person who is glamk will not be able to remember much for a couple days and could be in the hospital for up to a week or two.

“Brad was so glamk the other night, I’m worried about him.”

by lilpaper February 22, 2019

glass half empty

someone who always is looking at the negative side of things. always finding what's bad in the situation instead of the good

she is always looking at the glass half empty

by ilovepoop1234 July 15, 2021

Glasing

A profound state of meat riding achieved by an immense desire for validation from an individual or group. it derives from a Krispy Kreme original glased doughnut which has the appearance of being coated in semen, this relates to the individual seeking validation as they would gladly be coated in the group/individuals semen if it resulted in acceptance. glasing is the process of seeking affirmation whereas Glased is a state in which the subject is under the whim of the Glasee .

"Mark is really hoping for this promotion hes been glasing Johnson all week"

"Richard doesn't go out drinking anymore hes been glased by his wife Mrs.Bucket"

by Man glaser August 16, 2023