Girlfriend fart

A fart that is extremely long and/or loud due to the fact you have been dating a new girl and cant get enough time away from her to purge your lower bowels. The massive volume is due to the constant build-up of pressure. A girlfriend fart is still considered singular if it pulsates while walking.

Dude 1: As soon as I walked out her front door, I began a fart that lasted all the way across her lawn and the sidewalk. That was like 40 feet!

Dude 2: Sounds like you have a case of the girlfriend farts my friend.

Dude 1: (farts for 32 seconds)

by Key-Lime March 4, 2011

Perfect Girlfriend

She loves you no matter what, she puts up when you have those moments, you always have the most perfect time with her, you love not only her but her family. She's funny, caring, considerate, down to earth, BEAUTIFUL, amazing smile and eyes that you would die to have! You can be yourself and not be judged. You can be weird together and she's just the most perfect person and you love her with all your heart. <3

Perfect Girlfriend:Taylor Rachelle Arnold<3

by AlekssilvA August 30, 2012

ex-girlfriend

The bipolar bitch that took you for granted all along, she does not have intentions to get back with you, but will torture and play with your emotions. She would sabotage and cockblock you if give her the chance.

I was sweet and nice with my ex-girlfriend, but she played hot and cold with me and took for granted.

The person you used to loved and share intimate moments with, now she hates you and will do her best to make your life miserable.

I hate my ex, i was sweet and nice with her and she used me all along.

The person that turn you into a jerk, and thanks to her you get laid all the time.

by jhon12 January 27, 2009

girlfreind

the WRONG way to spell girlFRIEND.

dear melissa,
please be my girlfreind?
xoxo, bobby

dear bobby,
you are a dumb shit.
it's spelled girlfriend.
xoxo, melissa

by leigh! July 20, 2007

Girlfriend Aggro

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend in some cases) tries to take your attention off what you're doing to make her the focus of your attention.

I can't run SM now, I've pull some Girlfriend Aggro and I can't shake her off.

by Deagans April 21, 2006

pseudo-girlfriend

A long term "girlfriend" in every way, but excluding the physical aspects and minus the actual deceleration of being in any form of relationship past friend. Often shortened to just pseudo. Derogatory remark.

P1 - Going out with your pseudo-girlfriend tonight?
P2 - Yeah.
P1 - Are you ever going to properly date her?
P2 - It's not that type of relationship.
P1 - Pussy.

by Umasterc November 9, 2012

girlfriendless

An adjective combination of 'girlfriend' and 'less'. A term used to describe when a person (usually a male) is lacking a girlfriend. I.e 'girlfriendless'. Usually a common affliction in nerds and young adolescent boys.

Can also be modified slightly to describe a state or condition of 'girlfriendlessness'. This is a common condition found on WoW forums.

Another variation is 'girlfriendlessly' used to describe one-wordedly the condition of being girlfriendless.

Mother: 'hey, haven't you found a girl yet?'
Son: '(sigh) nope, I'm currently girlfriendless'

Cute Girl: 'Hey aren't you together with (insert name here)?'
Boy: 'Nope, I'm girlfriendless and totally free'

Person A: 'I can feel the girlfriendlessness on this forum dude'
Person B: 'Yea this is a blatant sausage fest'

Person 1: 'OMG look at Roger! He is girlfriendlessly driven for poon tang today!'
Person 2: 'Yea, he is even hitting on the butter-faces... he must have blue balls. His girlfriendlessness is getting on my nerves.'
Roger (to girl): 'Listen, I've been so girlfriendless for so long right now just a whiff of your perfume is making me pitch a tent'

by Nolan Pettersen March 12, 2008