Gerkin Anonymous

Similar to Alcohol Anonymous but for men with micro penis or micro penis energy

Brian made sure to where his affliction shirt and salt life baseball cap to his Gerkin Anonymous meeting at the unemployment office on Tuesday

by Lsassafrass October 29, 2025

hooded gerkin

A hero but not that kind of hero

Person: help someone is mugging me

Hooded Gerkin: I’m not that kind a hero

by Blacknasty April 27, 2019

david gerfen

I just recently dropped tha gerfen bomb...
I gerfend ur life niqqa!!

person 1: you are such a "david gerfen" dawg..
person 2: why tf are u so mean? stupid gerfen..

by d3vlL July 11, 2022

Tarken Garken

When you tark so hard that you start to gark.

I tarked so hard last night. I’ve been garking all day. I think I have tarken garken.

by TarcVark April 25, 2024

Jerkin n gerkin

The hillbilly way to say beating your meat

Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019

Kirking my gerkin

When you jerk off so hard that it’s like you assassinated your penis

I was kirking my gerkin so hard last night I think I need to see a doctor

by HOWYADOIN March 12, 2026