(Also see: Shit-Faced Whore)
The
Gap-Eyed Goonlin, most commonly found roaming the halls of
High Schools, feeds from undermining acts performed on other (and often smarter/more attractive) students. A very common specimen, the
Gap-Eyed Goonlin is the result of a reproductive accident- due most likely to lack of appropriate birth control and a gene pool similar to that of
Sasquatch. Although an excessively ugly creature, the
Gap-Eyed Goonlin doesn'
t seem to take notice, snapping pictures of herself at odd angles wearing revealing clothing/bathing suits.
A highly nasty creature (both in appearance and temperament), the Gap-Eyed Goonlin are very recognizable in their natural habitat, and sightings are extremely common.
Leaning suggestively against a wall, the
Gap-Eyed Goonlin does her best to
snap an excessively ugly photo to later post
online.