future hot

a girl who is underage yet clearly shows signs that she will be hot in the future. synonymous with jailbait

Emma Watson used to be future hot. Now she is regular hot.

or
There is something wrong with finding that well endowed teen attractive, but i could imagine macking that shit in the future. Thus, I shall label her future-hot, and check back in a few years time.

by Iamnameddave February 4, 2010

Future Pooping

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.

My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping

by PIG January 3, 2013

future man

Future man is the opposite of an anachronism, therefore always hopelessly ahead of their time. Under appreciated and hard to ever really get to know because they are always one step ahead of you. Never interested in the news because they already know. Also, future mans always have a huge penis.

"Have you met future man?"
"No. Not yet."

by Ricky sprinkles March 13, 2014

futuremcguives

A retard

FutureMcGuives

by ImFromTwitchAnon May 21, 2017

Future Seeker

A person who believes that if you can visualize the path to your future, it can become reality.

I'm trying to find answers as to which path I should go, college or travel the world? I guess I'm a future seeker.

by Btrflywish October 1, 2018

futureshipping

An adorable Ninjago ship between the characters Acronix and Cyrus Borg! ^^

“What do you ship?”
“Futureshipping, ofc!”

by Swxninjagoxmarvel September 7, 2020

future.kai

an absolute god amongst men, the sexiest most alpha mf you'll ever meet and carries animetok🗣He makes the best edits and pulls all the girls(and/or guys)😈and isn't trans

future.kai is my favorite mutual and he's so sexy🤤

by Fxygo May 25, 2021