ape funk

A horrible mysterious odor coming from an obese persons body

"Oh shit. There must be a fat guy close by because I smell some straight up ape funk."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Gaming Funk

Every gamer’s worst nightmare. It is a phase which involves losing interest in gaming at a given moment in time. When you’re stuck in a gaming funk it’s better to take a break instead of forcing yourself to play a shitload of games which you clearly aren't enjoying.

Not to be confused with gamer stink.

I wonder how long it's gonna take to get out of this gaming funk.

by Darts'un December 15, 2013

Porno Funk

The absurdly funky soundtrack to any pornographic film made circa 1970s and on.

Man, that scene had some serious porno funk. I could really get down to that.

by Murrmandan July 9, 2010

Chunk Funk

When a fat person smells terrible.

My gym teacher has a bad case of chunk funk

by Sigma_beans June 27, 2018

Declan Funk

Jewish

You must be Declan Funk because you don't celebrate Christmas.

by FunkFan530 February 17, 2022

People funk

This is the lingering, often offensive odor, left in meeting rooms after the people who were just stuffed inside for an hour listening to their time being wasted begin to leave. This stewed-nervous-sweat-people-juice stink can only be alleviated by ventilation of the room and the absence of other people for at least an hour.

We walked into the meeting room just after the tech support department had their hourly status meeting about their status meetings and the people funk was criminal.

by Owen Kneaux December 1, 2011

gym funk

gym funk: the particular and foul smell of working out; it can be found on human beings of either sex or in building where athletics take place; the smell is closely related to man funk.

Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious gym funk goin' on.

by TooSick4U January 6, 2009