FUNGUS

Someone who is lazy and does nothing all day (someone who just sits around and rots).

Freakin FUNGUS is still living at home, shit!

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

Cut the Fungus

Queefing with a yeast infection

"Bro my girlfriend totally cut the fungus last night, dumped!"

by fungusmaster August 31, 2011

Fungus

Reaps all of the negative connotations that have been used with the word, "gay."

adjective, -al or without "-al," adverb, -ally

A: Ben, what do you think of my new sweater?

Ben: It's pretty fungus.

by Bajabear January 22, 2011

butt fungus

A disease of the ass

Brandon has butt fungus and he can't get any dates!!!!

by brandon dinglehoff November 18, 2005

Fugnut

a term used in an insulting fashion to describe someone in a not threatening way however not used as a compliment

My sister is such a fugnut she does even know what is going on!

by Aman5764738 August 13, 2009

techno-fugue

A modern disorder characterized by reversible amnesia for personal identity, including the memories, personality and other identifying characteristics of individuality due to the purchase of a new gadget such a last generation iPhone.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.

In my techno-fugue state, staring at my new iPhone the way I once glanced at humanity, with interest and anticipation, I nearly knock down toddlers and the elderly, lost in my newly acquired identity.

by rperazag July 18, 2010

fungus of the cungus

An "infection" caused when your cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don't want kissing it.

Jayma: Damn, I cut myself shaving my legs!
Michaela: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Jayma: No! I'll get fungus of the cungus!

by jm6789 November 11, 2012