Suburban Fucktionary 

a suburban fuck-tionary is a book about sex and fucking

Hey man did you read the new Suburban Fucktionary I learned how to fuck correctly!

Suburban Fucktionary by flamingofan123 May 5, 2019

factional 

Its a mix of friction and facts, so its neither true or false

"remember that time when wilde shot down that scene kid?"
"nah, that was factional"

factional by adamski24 March 31, 2007

functionale

An alternative noun form of the word "function," often emerging in drunken conversations.

Dude, I don't think that's the proper functionale of that broom stick.

functionale by Matt Dubbya March 22, 2009

Functionally Bent 

One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.

During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.

Functionally Bent by Corvette4meus August 12, 2009

fucktion 

a sexual function

The man performed a fucktion he learned from his ex involving rolling and lube.

fucktion by tvaiello December 17, 2010

fucktina 

Derivative of the internet slang term "fuckwit" to describe a stupid female of the human race.

Rebecca's comment on facebook was the dumbest thing I've ever read. What a Fucktina.

fucktina by SoulEther November 26, 2013

Fucktion 

When you are fucking and your dick gets stuck. May be painful.

Julie and Melvin were fucking and got into a sticky fucktion. Melvin was hurting for the next few days

Fucktion by Shmagglenose January 26, 2015