Fuckton

A unit of measurement used to denote 100 shitloads: 1 Metric Fuckton = 100 Shitloads.

Skyler, are you coming over with the beer? I have a shitload of people over here, it’s like 20 folks waiting.

Bryce, I’m on my way, don’t worry. I got a fuckton of beer! I have at least 2000 cans bro. Chill.

Fuckton by FreeGame July 4, 2021

Fuckton

Five metric shit-loads.

I bet she has seen a FUCKTON of dick.

Fuckton by N0TSAFEF0RW0RK June 17, 2022

FuckTinkle 

FuckTinkle is when you are hitting it from the back and she pisses.

Girl "Fuck me harder"
Guy "No I don't want to make you FuckTinkle"

FuckTinkle by JimmyNeutron56 July 15, 2022

Fuction 

Noun: Friction from fucking; friction that is built up from poorly lubricated intercourse; Friction during poorly lubricated anal with an overly hairy asshole resulting in the inadvertent painful plucking of the hairs around the asshole during thrusting.

Last night the guy Raw-dogged me in the ass and the fuction made me bleed.

Fuction by PhillipYerbutole August 28, 2022

fuckton

A fuckton is 2000 dry hump pounds or 2k dh lbs. Since dry humping requires the same effort of force and resistance to gravity as lifting any amount of ass mass at 1.0 g at sea level as free of ass mass does at 1.0g at sea level scientific conversion of fucktons to metric fucktons uses the same conversion constant value as tons converted to metric tons. In the United States if you put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in a dryer rated in regular fucktons at sea level your clothes will not dry in the specified amount of time for said fuckton value. You'll just be dry humping for much longer than you estimated...

"I knew I shouldn't have put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in the dryer.. It's only able to handle a single fuckton. I'm definitely going to be dry humping it out the door now."

fuckton by Tokensei December 15, 2022

A Fuckton 

A very large amount of something of the users choosing.

"That sure is a fuckton of booze you got there!"
"Damn, i could eat a whole fuckton right about now..."

A Fuckton by Naundrup July 4, 2017

Con-fuck-tion 

Confucktion

Con-fuck-tion That is the worst confucktion I have ever heard.

Con-fuck-tion by Babygirlchelle79 December 7, 2018