fucked up

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, morally/ asthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some way. It, in and of itself has many gradient levels, such as 'slightly fucked up', or 'extremely fucked up', but all versions have to do with describing the level of damage. A wonderfully universal root word, to be sure.

1. (physical): "Ow! Man, I just fucked up my thumb by slamming it with my hammer!"
2. (mentally): "That chick is SO fucked up, she ate a full ounce of magic mushrooms!"
3. (morally/ asthetically): "See that landscaping feature? Now THAT is fucked up! Anyone with half a brain wouldn't do that!"
4. (performance-wise): "This horse's lap time is so fucked up, I could wak around the track faster than him!"
5. (theoretically): "Naw, man...that would be so fucked up if you did that!"

by Phalanx October 3, 2004

fucked in the game

1. In a bad situation with no way of getting out; catch-22.
2. Loosely meaning beaten or defeated by some obstacle in life
3. Between a rock and a hard place.
4. A song by rapper Spice 1.

"He has a test he ain't studied for? Oh well, I guess he just fucked in the game."

by PM123 August 4, 2007

cant be fucked

Aussie slang for not wanting to, or not having the energy and motivation do something.

"Man, i really can't be fucked changing the channel, let's just watch Springer."

by Diego July 8, 2003

Blue Mother Fucker

Fools! It is in fact a delicious drink with

2 parts Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Blue Curacao over ice
fill with sweet/sour mix, splash of lemon/lime soda and add a cherry.

Long Islands are so two thousand and late, I'll order a Blue Mother Fucker!

by Mass Transit Android February 18, 2013

fucked her brains out

when a man fucked a women so hard she had multiple orgasms and shakes her legs while she cant control it and also takes a fat ass nap afterwards.

Trey: "fucked her brains out "
Kevin: " damn she shaking?"
Trey: " hell yea"
Kevin: "my boi"

by Jaedyn <3 March 29, 2022

fluster-fucked

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.

One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.

by pikey bellicose April 7, 2010

kiwi fucker

A person, usually an Australian squeaker that has a god complex, is looked down upon by others, and who constantly complains and annoys others.

Me: "Wow, that whiny young kid from earlier is a kiwi fucker!"
Everyone else: "Yeah, what a fucking kiwi fucker."

Reasonable Person: "Damn, Carwasher_ is a kiwi fucker"

by Nock_The_Legend February 26, 2017