Beefy Farts

A very distinct gastrointestinal discharge of air/gas of different content, methane is one of the prime constituents. Typical odour is created or manifested from consumption of certain foods such as broccoli, beef, and cabbage, cheese, as well as certain beers. While the processes involved in the digestion of such foods...and...the odour produced is not well studied, the odour is commonly recognized by the average citizen and acknowledged as a "beefy fart" by "slacker" types of the youth demographic in the majority and many others.

Damn, he must've had beef and cheese sticks with beer last night, those beefy farts were horrendous.
Fart, breaking wind, gas, assgass, blowing ass

by Jeffrey W. M. January 31, 2006

cunt farts

The expulsion of air from a woman's cunt when forced out by a man's cock. The said push of air produces a fart type resonance. It often happens with a large cunt full of air foced out by an ample cock.

As I banged this filthy whore, I was stunned by the loud cunt farts she produced.

by Jer Miller May 12, 2006

Whiskey Farts

When during a hangover caused by a mass consumption of whiskey the night before, one experiences Whiskey Farts. A gaseous emmission that tends to smell vaguely of stale whiskey.

Worker: man am I hung over. Just so you know, I'm gonna be cutting Whiskey Farts all day.

Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.

by Xavier Von Butenshire December 3, 2011

kim chi farts

What happens after you eat kim chi. The nastiest of the nastiest. Also known as kcf.

Willis had terrible kim chi farts after eating kim chi.

by bamtime February 17, 2010

fartstipated

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of fart gases.

adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.

Damn, I haven't farted in 2 hours, I must be fartstipated.

by alibree March 23, 2005

fatself

When one is so fat, it is necessary to address the fatness in the pronoun.

She waddled over and plopped down on the couch, and immediately moved the Doritos bowl closer to her fatself.

by anjilprincesa May 27, 2010

Molly Farts

Passing gnarly gas the day after doing ecstacy.

I had a serious case of the Molly farts last night at work. 5 minutes after crop dusting an aisle I heard my coworker screaming and gagging at ground zero.

by ThaVeeZ September 10, 2015