Figged

“Get figged” = “get raped by a bird”
Can my bird please stop trying to fuck my hand, it’s really quite disgusting and he does it every fucking day, I don’t know how to handle his sexual feelings for me, I can never look at him the same way I did when I first got him.

I hope you get figged

by Illusivebrick September 24, 2020

norm fugged

to be jabbed in the eyeball with a smelly penis :

aigh!
shirley! i just got meself norm fugged in my frikin eyeball!!!
aye, it's a smelly tacker.

by Normy Jones July 21, 2007

Fegged

To accidentally set yourself up for an insult/rude remark

--present tense--
Fegg

guy A: this is SOO big
guy B: thts what she said!
guy B: dang... i totally fegged tht...

by The weirdo who loves you May 10, 2010

frogged

When a female frog has kicked u in the bum

i was frogged today

by The cool noodle June 11, 2006

faggedy elf

a Christmas, or just a plain elf, who is quite on the flamboyant gay/homosexual side.

"just like that faggedy elf...oh yea, YOU"

by roxanna nadiri September 19, 2006

fogger

To obscure the truth, or convolute an issue to the degree that the foggee forgets what the point is/was, or is misdirected to another less personally volatile or important point.

Politicians, hustlers, and used car salespeople are master foggers.

Foggee:
Johnson, did you sleep with my girlfriend?!?!

Fogger:
Come on dog, when from what I heard Heppler has been hittin that, like his name was Jackie Chan. Heppler told a few people that she brays like that Eddie Murphy character "Donkey" when she is having sex bro. In fact I told Heppler what he was doing is/was wrong, and even wondered what got into him to do such a thing, especially considering that rumor that he has the herpes.

Fogger:
I hope you wear a jimmy dog; for your sake. I'm just saying bro.

by My Big Toe is Hairy January 11, 2006

Fugged

(Fuh-ged)Overly excited or enthusiastic about something

Fugged about it.

by NooberDoober October 29, 2010