flop smack

when you take off your flip flop and smack somebody in the face with it

shelby: daniel is soooo annoying.

ritchie: then just take off your shoe and flop smack him :D

by xXturndaxgurlXx June 5, 2010

Flompy

Average state of being of a fennec

This fennec is flompy

by FaxDestroyer October 18, 2021

Floopan

Someone who attempts to ejaculate but fails due to physical, mental, or mechanical reasons.

Verb form: floop.
Definition: Fail miserably at sth.

X: I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, I never came.
Y: Wow, you're such a floopan.

Verb form usage:

Rick: Did you manage to get the alien serum in the portal opener?
Morty: I couldn't find the serum, Rick. I flooped big time.
Rick: You're such a dick, Morty.

by momalord January 4, 2022

Flop Club

the best discord server about floptok, vee best mod

Person 1: have you joined flop club?
Person 2: girl yess!!!

by dessertsoulxx July 17, 2023

Flerp

A flerp is the word used to greet someone and leave them bemused as to what you just meant.

<to jodi> Flerp
<from jodi> what does that mean
<to jodi> nothing really

5 mins later jodi updates FB status to... "What does flerp mean"

HA

by Gorgeousal2410 June 20, 2010

Norwegian alligator dong flop

A sexual act in which the male jumps off a 40 foot ladder, rebounds from a trampoline into a vat of curdled mayonaisse, checks to see if the editors are paying any smegging attention whatsoever to the fabricated juvenile sexual horse crap added to this dictionary daily by giggling 14 year old dimwits, then swims out to perform fellatio on a Chevy Nova. Include the word "anus," an act of random spousal abuse, puerile slander or other general troglodytism for bonus credibility.

This slang dictionary is so packed with Norwegian alligator dong flops by now that browsing it has become dull, offensive and uninformative.

by Feo2 June 8, 2009

flip flop queen

1. a girl named lindsey

2. a term used to describe a girl who has a sincere love for anything flip flop.

3.a person whose ways of thinking or acting are original.

there can be only ONE flip flop queen

by sunbum February 5, 2010