flautulence

Flatulance gotten specifically from, and/or smelling of, flautas.

<Q> OMG, who is stinking up the place???
<A> Zeke is; he had mexican food for lunch; now he's got serious flautulence!

by carrieparker December 24, 2008

fratulence

the frightening farts that come after a night of frat party excesses. These will approach suicide and homicide if performed in a small space without enough air exchange.

I barely escaped with my life and lungs intact after Bobby's fratulence down in the laundry. At least, thank God, I can't smell anything anymore.

by cognomen February 21, 2009

flatulence

Pre-internet Instant Message. Can have any of the following meanings:
"Here's a kiss for you."
"This is MY territory."
"I hate you!"
"Would you care to dance?"

As his rotten-egg-vomit flatulance filled the room, Ajit checked each person's face to see whether his instant message had been properly received. And Ashok smiled back and said, "Why yes, I'd love to dance with you."

by Noah Webster, Jr. February 16, 2005

flatulate

Giving an excuse about being delayed by a flat tire.

He flatulated in to the meeting 20 minutes late.

by Crewcut November 2, 2006

flatulante

(noun) A person who exibitis common acts of flatulance. Derived from the Mexican subculture of the Mary Higgins followers.

Roger Goodman, and Randal the dog are both the fine young strapping flatulantes.

by Ryles September 26, 2005

Rogue Flatulator

The act of purposely flatulating in someone's comfort zone for your own personal pleasure.

A deviant, One who delights in your Nasal Dismay. A sneak, Proficient in all Flatual activity, "You smelt it , he dealt it..."

He's gone, but the putrid "eue de toilette" of his expired breakfast burrito will scar you forever.

sniff..sniff...Who just farted? You smell that??
it must have been that guy that just walked by...
I was wondering why he smiled, that Rogue Flatulator

by MrHollandsOpusOne November 9, 2010

greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

by enuss April 12, 2008