Japanese fleshlight

Feeling fishy? A great substitution to the regular fleshlight is whipping out your favourite sushi roll and shoving your Johnny down it.

Available in all different flavours, sizes, colours and textures!

Post exercise consumption- optional.

I can’t find my fleshlight but the misso brought home a some nice California rolls so looks like I’m using the Japanese fleshlight!

by Keithsbbc November 1, 2019

poor mans Fleshlight

A poor mans Fleshlight is a pair of worn ladies panties that a man will wrap around his dick and masturbate with. The more used or "flavored" the panties, the better. Some men will use them more than once.

Mike made a poor mans Fleshlight out of Sarahs laundry.

by Mister Mister August 24, 2016

Fashlight

A term used to say flashlight, when someone is too lazy to actually pronounce the L.

Christy Z. had me rolling last night when i over heard her call a flashlight, a fashlight.

by tootfrahh August 25, 2008

fl4shlight

A complete fuck head who sucks cocks

I'm flashlight i suck cock

by voogru September 7, 2003

fl4shlight

An awesome Natural Selection player.

OMG fl4shlight just owned all of you!

by fl4shlight July 24, 2003

Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

fl4shlight

one who masterbates while playing NS.

OMG!!! that spray just made me fl4shlight...

by Anonymous August 24, 2003