flard

(adj.) A state which is neither flacid nor hard.
(n.) A penis which is neither flacid nor erect, but rather somewhere in between.

I had a great stiffie, but an ugly girl walked in and it became flard.

by admon May 6, 2006

Flare jeans

the best jeans ever. flare jeans (also known as bell-bottoms) originated in the 70's, briefly came back in the 90's, and are currently out of style due to the popular "fashionable" mainstream skinny jeans. people that wear bell-bottoms tend to also stand out, be creative/artsy, have an optimistic outlook on life, and/or have old-fashioned, unique, groovy taste.

Teeny Bopper: "OMGGGG!!1!1!!!!! WhY dO yOu WeAr FlArE jEaNs?? SkInNy JeAnS aRe WaY mOrE hOtTeR!!!

Me: Whatever. Flare jeans are way cooler than you'll ever be.

by Key Lime :D July 19, 2010

flarging

The stage of a relationship between talking and dating.

John: "Hey. Are you and Sally dating yet?"
Carl: " No. We're still flarging, but hopefully we will be soon."

by Flarger November 8, 2011

Faryar

Unfortunately someone wrote a wrong meaning on Faryar name or word, my son name is Faryar and this meaning is your Dictionary casused some students laughing to my son and it has bad reaction for my son.
Please put the real meaning on faryar world or name.
Faryar is mean Majestic.
Thank you for your understanding.

Faryar is mean who is Majestic, thi is a Real persian name.

by Faryar =Majestic November 2, 2018

solar flares

Origin: teenage boys summer camp sports event. The sport of lighting farts in a darkened cabin. Longest, brightest wins overall. Best of class can include categories such as color (yellow for sulfur, blue for the rarer methane-producers.) Other categories such as least-singed butthairs are rarer and judged less often, primarily because someone has to be designated as counter of singed butthairs and that requires a strong magnifying glass and an even stronger stomach or a perverted interest in men's butts.

The kids at Hihowahya Summer Camp were caught playing "Solar Flares" and were given kp duty for three weeks, which was stupid as their stay at camp was for fourteen days only.

by Luigi January 14, 2005

Flare

When a girl chews on some habanero peppers and either eats or spits them out, or might even keep them in her mouth, and gives a blowjob immediately afterwards.

#1: "I got flared last night."
#2: "HAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

by Phxck March 2, 2010

flargle

Used in place of a swear word when one happens to be inconvenient (such as when one's girlfriend's parents are around). It is meant to replace an interjection, such as when one screws up or gets injured.

"Oh fuFLARGLE that hurt!"

by Evillight September 29, 2007