lazy flamingo

verb - to have an episode of impotence occuring during sexual activity or coitus

I totally lazy flamingoed last night.

by Arvin P. January 13, 2008

flamingo pussy

A big pink pussy with loose flapping wings

I pulled down her pants and saw a flamingo pussy

by Mr hahaha April 7, 2016

flamingo bleaching

Wanking off whilst doing a handstand.

I walked in on Terry flamingo bleaching the other day.

by trish-morgan July 7, 2009

flamingo kickstart

a method of male self-masturbation utilizing one leg when both hands are either occupied or not desired

Rob utilized the flamingo kickstart when he was juggling at the bachelor party to effectively masturbate. He was successful.

by roberto dunn February 18, 2010

Squiggly Flamingo

When you get so drunk, you cannot function at the simplest of levels.

I was so drunk, I couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted me the 'C' and the 'T' --I was such a Squiggly Flamingo.

by DaGooseIsLoose May 5, 2011

Flamingo Jockey

In sport, a flamingo jockey is one who rides flamingos in flamingo racing or dresses accordingly while riding a flamingo. The flamingo does not have to be alive for the jockey to be considered a 'flamingo jockey'

Flamingo jockeys in Barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames 'Badoflams'.

by Burger King Mcdonalds November 6, 2010

Flamingo Pump

1. to operate or move by an up-and-down or back-and-forth action with one leg raised; much like a flamingo (an aquatic bird having very long legs and neck and pinkish to scarlet plumage)

2. a seductive dance move involving thrusting of the pelvic area while balancing on one leg

The second she heard her song, she was in position to flamingo pump- no matter who watched.

by SealCaller2010 June 3, 2010