fention

abrv. Fail to Mention

Did I fention that you're an arsehole?

by Jay Sherman III August 13, 2009

Fattingham

a morbidly obese female that refuses to acknoweldge her weight issue.

"dude, she''s such a fattingham, tell her to cover that stuff up!"

by Oh_the_irony December 10, 2009

Fertile Neck

Noun: Hair that grows only on a fat male's chin roll. Similar to a turtle neck. Made famous by SNL Weekend Update City Correspondent Stefon.

That guy waiting in line needs to shave his fertile neck. It looks disgusting.

by ManDoorHandHookCarDoor September 10, 2012

Fertility Awareness

A method of birth control that can be used without artificial hormones. It lets women know when they can and cannot get pregnant by utilizing a fertility sign like cervical mucus and/or resting body temperature.

Fertility awareness can help you understand your body and avoid pregnancy naturally. It's not the rhythm method!

by chartyourfertility April 16, 2019

Fattie

To act, or actually be, stupid or dumb or ugly

Holy fuck, hannah is being such a fattie!

by gunnmeister October 31, 2021

Hand Fertilizer

Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.

Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*

by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020

Festicles

The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES

Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)

by Josh.T May 13, 2008