the tooth fairy

When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.

My girlfriend had to go to the dentist after I gave her the tooth fairy

by boliver shagnasty October 10, 2013

fairy nuff

Phonetic bastardisation for "Fair Enough"

<AndyRoo> So I went out clubbing last night but it wasn't good because they never played "I'm a raver"
<Matthew1471> Fairy nuff

by Matthew1471 November 13, 2004

Nigger fairy

1. A gay black person who doesn't know that they're gay yet but everyone else does.

1. Man, look at that nigger fairy over there. Yeah I heard he takes a big one up the crack.

by Schmidtt January 19, 2008

insomnia fairy

The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.

Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.

by The Dave February 22, 2004

hangover fairy

A person (boy or girl) who's job it is to console a very hungover person. They often supply the hungover with movies, snacks, and hugs. They are a the ultimate find in college.

person 1: hey, David how did that hangover treat you on wensday?
David: Dude, my hangover fairy came bye, helped me clean the puke out of my room, and then gave me donuts and coffee. We proceeded to watch movies.
Person 1: You're lucky, i just woke up in a pool of my own vomit!

by David Hanifi December 28, 2006

sky fairy

The name of any god, spirit or divine presence of which there is no evidence.

See ya, I'm off to worship sky fairy.

by Spgoo June 10, 2008

Porn Fairy

The Porn Fairy leaves adult magazines in hedge bottoms for the benefit of schoolboys and others who are unable to pluck up the courage to buy their own.

"Where did you get those magazines I found under your bed?"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"

by Johnnybender October 25, 2007