Funk my junk

When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.

That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!

by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020

Funk Naz-T

The person that made the oldest post on the urban dictionary website

"Yo my ni**a who made the first post on the urban dictionary!?"
"Funk Naz-T did my ni**ga!!"
"Okay thanks my ni**a!!"|
"No problem my ni**a!!"

by FJ778 October 19, 2021

drunk funk

The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.

Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.

by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010

Bansuri Funk

A style of music characterized by the crossover of the traditional Indian Bamboo flute, the Bansuri with the Western Popular Music Sensibilities of Funk and other (optional) genres of Smooth Jazz, Soul, Pop and Rock.

"The Bansuri Funk style really brings this ethnic instrument into the mainstream space!"

by Narked November 7, 2014

Dick Funk

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk

Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad

by SMD111 July 10, 2017

pink funk

stinky puthy

“mom he said my pink has a funk, is that a dance move?” “honey, you got a pink funk, lemme get you some vagisil right quick”

by stinkyqueefer May 23, 2021

Peed'd up crotch funk

The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"

The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.

"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.

by smendez April 4, 2010