Hostage farter

To lay on someone and proceed to fart on them. While continuing to lay on them. Making them unable to get up and remove them self from the fart stench

On my favorite show Before the 90 days, Mike is a hostage farter. He laid on Ximena farted & stayed on top of her. She was not happy with his grossness.

by Nattie Boom January 28, 2022

Pummeler farmer

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.

- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.

by l00my March 17, 2022

Jadams The Farmer

Jadams the Farmer is a very... unique person... In his spare time, he likes to ride a horse cause he can't stand cars but if you want to go into detail he prefers carbon neutral horses. His favorite game is Farming Simulator 19 and spends most of his time bragging to his Minecraft girlfriends about his farming crops.

Sasha: Hey have you heard about the guy called Jadams The Farmer?

Cedric: Yeah but don't Jadam in Jadams The Farmer

by Chowmein360 February 11, 2019

New Zealand Goat Farmer

Background:
It’s a known stereotype that farmers in New Zealand experiment with bestiality, especially with goats, this sexual technique can be used when someone wants to have the sensation of having sex with livestock but doesn’t want to commit bestiality.

Definition:
When a man and woman engage in dogie style or anal sex. The man precedes to grip and squeeze the woman’s breasts (like he’s milking a goat) while she makes sounds mimicking a goat. This could also be with two females or two males (one with man boobs)

Woman: Gosh my tits are sore, that’s the last time I let him try the New Zealand Goat Farmer

by Dingle123 January 4, 2009

turret farmer

A word used to describe someone in Natural-Selection who builds 20+ turrets to block alien movement, and constantly walks around repairing them with a welder.

Flayra is a turret farmer! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

by Superman22 October 5, 2005

Melon Farmer

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.

(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!

by BFG December 6, 2003

keke Farmer

This is a description of a gold farmer in the World of Warcraft. These are typically people from eastern regions such as Chinese or Koreans. It literally means happy farmer :)

Player1: I need to buy some gold.
Player2: Go to the keke Farmer's website then :)

Player1: Dude, this keke Farmer is stealing all my mobs with his hunter bot.
Player2: Report him to a GM and get his ass banned!

by Daws January 18, 2008