False Piss

When you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. You then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarrassed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your penis

Guy 1- "What took you so long in the bathroom"
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."

by Roli720 November 7, 2013

False homo

A serious condition in which a straight guy deemed as gay by his peers starts to become attracted to men due to peer pressure.

Bob: Joe u r gay
Joe: NO IM NOT BOB

2 WEEKS LATER:

Joe: Damn bob u lookin fine in that jacket 😉
Psychiatrist: We have a false homo on our hands

by East Timor April 23, 2017

false food

food that is made out of plastic or not real

How much does this FALSE FOOD cost?

by AntIs_Cool November 22, 2017

false neck

The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.

Anthony: whats 2+3
Sean: 5
Anthony: That's a neck!
Sean: FALSE NECK!

by Sean Webber January 1, 2017

false idol

Something that keeps the masses busy.

The bubbly girl had them build a statue of Zeus for her so that people would have a false idol to worship, something that wasn't real to kneel before, since she thought they were all really dumbasses anyway.

by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021

false directions

false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.

Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.

by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012

False UTTP

Cold Blooded And Disgraceful People On The Internet Who Act Like Trolls When They Actually Aren’t.

The False UTTP Are Immature Brats On YT Who Are Cold Blooded, Heartless, Disgraceful.

by anonymous November 11, 2022