facial

1.) A cosmetic treatment applied to the face.
2.) A huge load of cum applied to the face.

1.) My wife had that weird green crap on her face that is known as a facial.
2.) Later, I blew my load on my wife's face, thus providing a facial.

by Archibald H. Wigglesworth December 9, 2008

Facial Awareness

To be aware of the size of your own face.

"Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."

by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006

Facial Hat

A person who is pouting Or Any person who purposefully and willfully puts an end to people having a good time. An ignorant person

i.e. "that girl is a total facial hat," She hasn't smiled all night .

by johnsonb73 August 9, 2009

FACKPACK

A bag in which many of life's secrets are held. With space being relative to the quantum theory there is an indefinite amount of space for storing up in here.

FACKPACK, I live in one and so do we all.

by FAPPER123 December 5, 2009

facial bush

(n): {pronounc: fayshyahl boosh} hair on upper lip of female

1. How was hooking up with her?

It was good until I felt her facial bush against my lips.

2. Ugh my boyfriend's coming into town tonight I better get my facial bush waxed!

by moveslikeJaggahhhr October 18, 2011

fackles

An alternative curse word that is used in place of an utterance of a more foul, four letter word that also begins with an f.

"Oh, Fackles! I forgot to lock up the house!"

"It's okay, it's 12/21/12. We'll be dead shortly anyway.

by eggowaffles December 30, 2012

fack aff

A more acceptable and polite way of saying "fuck off".

Spouse- Honey, did you take out the trash?

Response- Fack Aff!

by Fackaffspecialist January 27, 2018