Hello everybody! My name is Welcome

A humorous gaffe from Markiplier in his video "3 Scary Games #23"

(Video Starts)

Hello everybody! My name is welcome...

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...What?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2023

cleaned everybody's clock

give someone a beating.

"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

Wasting Everybody's Time

Are and have been. This has been a complete waste of time. It looks to me like you're doing a suicide pact. And like, if you do a suicide pact, the Jews just get genocided anyways. Heheheh, like, you're never going to let the Jews get genocided again... Unless everybody else dies with you- Hey! You sound like...

Hym "You ARE and HAVE BEEN wasting everybody's time. The sabotage is ramping up because that's the whole point (teams of 2 (like Hell's Paradise) to bypass the Anubis BTW). What are we going here guys? Nothing you are talking about is going to change anything because the people you are talking to are just telling themselves what they want to hear and then conveying that to you. Hurry it up. Quick like a bunny."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Hey everybody I.P Freely!

A scene in the show simpsons where bart prank calls moe and says I'm looking for a guy with the first initials IP last name freely

Hey I wanna talk to guy with the first name I.P and last name freely

Hey everybody I.P Freely!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 1, 2025

Here Comes Everybody

The river runs into the sea
The sun must shine today
As my imagination is about to slip away
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
It's early in the morning
And I thought I heard you
I miss you
I miss you
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Who kissed you?
Who kissed you?
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
I'll never fall in love again
But you could change my mind
I miss you
I miss you

You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
I lost you in a lonely crowd
You wanted to be free
You wanted to be somone else
I'll always disagree
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
It's late at night then almost light
I thought I heard you
I miss you
I miss you
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Who kissed you?
Who kissed you?
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you

Don't touch me
Don't touch me
Don't touch me on Sunday
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
When I'm not with you
I can hear your voice calling, calling, calling
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling, falling, falling
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
Don't touch me
Don't touch me
You kissed him on Sunday

Here Comes Everybody

by Death Menace June 25, 2023

Excuse me everybody

This is a phrase that is usually used by predator poachers to bring attention to what the predator they caught is doing. Usually meeting a 13 year old girl or a 12 year old boy.

“EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY! THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!"
-JayCarnicom DAP

by Maybe I can’t say that… January 15, 2025

Just this once everybody lives

A phrase yelled by Christopher eccleston when he stop the gas mask plauge in doctor who

Just this once everybody lives rose

by Nexusdaguy January 4, 2026