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Evans usually take a liking to country and rap music. They are fond of sports such as baseball and basketball. Evans sometimes come on too strong when pursuing a girl, which can be a big turn off for some people. They are overprotective of people they like. Maybe too overprotective. Evans also typically play the piano, the guitar, or the drums.
That guy is acting like an Evan!”
“Girl, I think you should stay away from him”
Evan by xoxo gossip gorl October 14, 2019
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A kind hearted absolute FUCKING HOTTIE WITH A HUMUNGOUS DICK
"That Evan?"

"Yea he has a massive dick"
Evan by hahahahhahahahahfunny February 17, 2021
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Evan
Evan by Xaegobah March 30, 2021
no one:
absolutely no one:
Findlay: 'imagine being number 17'
Evan: 'how could you'
Evan by yehyaahahahhaha April 30, 2021
Evan is a extremely funny person and if he has the chance to make you laugh he'd do it with no sweat, overall evans are very bold and sometimes awkward.If you have a Evan with as your friend or boyfriend, Your one lucky duck
"Look at Evan!"
"I know hes so funny & Cute :)"
"I would do anything to be his gf!"
"Lucky (Insert name)!"
Evan by 1Justasimp1 February 22, 2022
Cracks his knuckles all the time. can't say I don't like it though.
Damn did u hear that crack
must've been evan
Evan by Editingmenorsmth April 11, 2022
Evan is extremely racist, he doesnt like monkeys. He loves dudes tho. Evan: 🙎 ♂️❤🙎 ♂️
Guy 1: Who is that monkey hatin man lover?
Guy 2: Thats evan dude!
Evan by Evanlover89 January 15, 2023