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noob erection

A half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.

This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.
"What took you so long in there?"
"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"
"Oh"
by ChokedChicken March 29, 2008
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erection collection

(noun)
A group of males that one female/male keeps around. Much like a harem. They are usually infatuated with her/him but, she/he wont date them because she/he has better option(s).
After Donnie moved to Portland, Sandra's erection collection decreased, and was thus forced to pray on high schoolers.
by nicostnico August 3, 2006
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erection rejection

1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.

2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.
Man, I really had blueballs the other day after Jen gave me erection rejection.
by Frank Klaune October 20, 2004
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erection

The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.
This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again
by bean March 5, 2003
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Braun Educational Center

A disgrace to the word "school", the WORST school I've ever been to, a prison for kids with "special-needs", and a living HELL.

1.The teachers, principals, etc. abuse the power they have over the kids.

2. The chefs were changed to kids, who have no real training in the Culinary Arts, (the REAL chefs did that to poison our food, made a lot of us sick, and made the kid chefs look stupid).

3. teachers threatened to give us tickets or put us in the Crisis Room, cuz of their lies and so-called "proof".

4. they had cops walking around there to make it "more safe".

5. liars to us, our parents, superintendents, etc.

6. committed crimes against the students, and said they're just doing "their job".

7. many kids went to juvie, or had to do Community Service for stupid-ass shit they didn't do. (But Braun has "proof" they did it).

8. a school that NEEDS to be shutdown cuz it's so bad.
Braun Educational Center:
WORST. School. EVER.
by pimpmaster25 August 8, 2008
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Physical Education

A class in which the more physically mature and naturally athletic students quickly become teachers pets and earn automatic A's. It also strips fat kids of any rights, such as being picked first or having the chance to get an A.
Physical Education sucked today because of how fat and slow I am.
by funnymandan May 10, 2011
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chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis
Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009
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