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Elephant Toothpaste

The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.
Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”

Class: “Fuck you!”

Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”
by Juul Sniper June 19, 2019
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elphie

elphie is a really cool, swag, and genuine person who never fails to put a smile or a laugh on someone's face.
they really love music and is super funny! once you get to know them, you'll basically fall in love with them. elphies are some of the coolest people on earth.
hey guys look elphie is over there! let's go talk to them! i heard they have a ton of friends but are really humble.
by aeves April 26, 2021
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Elephant Mario

Contender for the worst thing in the world; only slightly better than Elephant Peach.
Dude 1: bet you don't know what's the worst power up.
Dude 2: Elephant Mario.
by TacoFromTheSky June 30, 2023
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lonely elephant

A person who is a conservative (or republican) that lives in an area that is predominantly liberal (or democrat)
Andrew considers himself to be a right-wing conservative, however, he lives in West Hollywood. Therefore he is a Lonely Elephant.
by banute October 6, 2009
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[Cajun Circus Elephant]

A sexual act involving three willing participants in three distinct steps: Step One - Cajun spices are sprinkled on the surface where intercourse will take place

Step Two - the male partner must ejaculate on a female participant who then proceeds to roll around in the spices mastering the shake n' bake technique

Step Three - All participants mount each other much like elephants in a circus, upon the climax they wave their arms in an elephant like style.
Rachel: "I'm feeling some Cajun Circus Elephant tonight whaddaya say we call up Julia?"
Ted:"Only if I get to be ringleader this time!"
by PeanutDan January 26, 2011
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cum like an elephant

What you say when you cum or jizz an abnormally large load of sperm during sex.
Last night when fucking Susan I've cum like an elephant..
by kam75xx February 5, 2022
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Elphaba

Oh Elphaba they're only shoes!
by Michael and Sara January 29, 2007
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