e-tard

Person under the influence of ecstasy, especially when being overly flirtatious.

Guy 1: Oh man, that girl last night was HOT!

Guy 2: Yeah, she was kissing and loving all over me!

Guy 1: I wonder if she really liked you or if she was an e-tard?

by Bearmike March 6, 2008

e tard

1. A retard (idiot) with an electronic device and/or capabilities (such as a cell phone or a PDA)

2. A virtual retard (someone who acts like an idiot online)

"will someone take the cell phone away from the e tard before he hurts himself!"

Bob: yea John was being an idiot on AIM last night
Tom: He does that alot, that's why i blocked him
Bob: yea he's such an e tard

by aparanoidbw December 19, 2006

etarded

When your retarded on the internet

Pardon my friend, he's etarded.

by Haiku Master June 29, 2006

E-tard

Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.

"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"

by 9632586412 September 11, 2012

The Ekard

The deviant sex act of forcefully withstraining someone, then streaching their penis until it becomes extremely thin and elongated. Then another accomplice, prepaired with silver spray paint, sprays victoms penis, twists the end, thus maiking it look like a bicycle kickstand. aka "the Lucero"

I gave my friend the ekard and now he can't pee right...

by Andrew Ekard November 8, 2007

e tard

This is technically someone who is not proficient at e mailing, or any communication using the computer.

I kept getting blank e mail messages from my mother-in-law, I called her and she said she's sending pictures, she's such an e tard!!!

by Lisahere November 3, 2006

e-tard

one who cannot use email

Don't send Sally any email cause she's e-tarded...

by Sumlyn June 4, 2007