eructile dysfunction

The inability to burp or belch.

Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.

by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024

Electile Dysfunction

Dysfunctional (so-called) 'Representative Democracy' by Election, widespread in most countries.

It'll take the Tauranga more than a year to recover from its Electile Dysfunction of June 2022

by PartisanZ June 20, 2022

brorectile dysfunction

When a pair of bros are offered a threesome but can't get a boner.

John and Alex got brorectile dysfunction when Jenny asked them to come to bed due to a previous threesome.

by Enclave General May 5, 2015

dysfunctional creative

Someone who is creative but doesn't know what to do with their life or what they are passionate about.

I am a dysfunctional creative.

by dysf September 30, 2020

Dysfunctional Perspective

A Diary Of a Wimpy Kid fan fiction originally posted onto the R/Loded Diper subreddit. It puts a particularly much darker light on the DOAWK series and the Heffley family.

Person 1: Just got done reading the new Dysfunctional Perspective part!
Person 2: Same, I liked it

by fieldofaspen February 9, 2024

Correctile Dysfunction

The uncontrollable impulse to correct a posters spelling, grammar or anything else that is not relevant to the post or comment.

Her need to correct the spelling on every post demonstrated her strong pre-election toward correctile Dysfunction

by Brad Rayburry August 13, 2025

dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.

Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.

by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023