dead drunk

When someone is dead drunk, they are so intoxicated that they seem as though they were dead.

Peter: Oh My God! What's wrong with John?
John's Girlfriend: Don't worry, Peter. He's just dead drunk(smashed).

by HU AL Kuz November 10, 2013

drunk dick

drunk dick.

when you've had way to much to drink and you're too drunk to fuck.

no boner

check out that drunk dick loser over there trying to suck his own limp dick. omg what the hell did he just puke!

by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

RapeBoat Drunk

When you get so drunk that you think that it is a Good idea to get onto a random boat full of just guys that most likely will be wanting to rape you but you are so drunk that you don't even consider it being a bad idea until the electrical and duct tape comes out. You don't remember what happened in the morning anyway, even though you are covered in bruises and you do not know why.

Beka: Hey Suzie let's get RapeBoat Drunk tonight?

Suzie: No Way, not after last weekend, I got sooo RapeBoat drunk then that I don't remember what happened but I was covered in massive bruises on Monday.

Beka: Yeah you don't want to know what happened to you, but I got us all out of there when they pulled out the duct tape

by R.B.S. December 3, 2011

Zoom drunk

Over-indulging on adult beverages while engaged in online video chats with friends, family or colleagues

Person 1: It was great to connect with everyone last night over Zoom and drink the night away.
Person 2: Yes, we need to get Zoom Drunk more often.

by LukeListenLearn June 2, 2020

drunk o'clock

the time at which someone is noticeably drunk, especially when it is not at a generally accepted time to be drunk.

"I called Bill at about 2 pm, and he was already slurring his words. Apparently, it's already half past drunk o'clock for him."

by The LJ-rizzle March 23, 2009

Work Drunk

When you work night shifts and your brain stops working. You may appear intoxicated and have difficulty driving home.

I probably shouldn't text my Tinder date right now, I'm a little bit work drunk...

by djn-rock July 27, 2016

Tactically Drunk

The act of using the fact that you are, or appear to be drunk to your distinct advantage when trying to achieve personal gain. Usually it is a good idea to greatly overplay your drunk appearance because if you are sober enough to play the tactically drunk card you will appear to be too sober to perform the kinds of ridiculous acts commonly associated with being tactically drunk.

If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!

You see a friend in a nightclub falling on top of a couple.

You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!

Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?

You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)

by duderoony May 25, 2010